Alice in wonderland:

The acid trip...

By: Alice (Andrew Dinkel)

"The leprechaun chased Alice down a hole and now she’s stuck"

Alice: eww it’s dirty down here

James: ahh it’s the leprechaun run

Alice: oh now I have misplaced my shoe

James: oh my god talk like a normal person you dumb fuck

Alice: ok I will ... shut the fuck up you fucking tard cake

James: I would take offence if I weren’t so utterly curious to how you came across saying such intoxicating words.

Alice: the leprechaun told me to say it

James: what are you talking about?

Alice: oh before you saved me he was teaching me to read

James: I thought he was evil

Alice: oh ... nono...

James: then why are we running?

Alice: he’s angry because I didn't do my homework

Leprechaun: come back here young girl I need to spank you

Alice: bug off you bleaming tard

Leprechaun: now there will be no more lip out of you

Alice: ok here’s my fist bitch

James: why didn't you just do that in the first place?

Alice: I didn’t want to hurt the ketchup bottle

James: that makes no sense

Alice: so nether dose a log walking into a fence

James: Alice I thought you stopped doing cocaine

Alice: hehehe I did ... I’m-doing acid

James: you idiot!!!…

Alice: indeed this gosh darn tunnel is very dark

Jim: good thing I have this lamp

James: who the fuck is Jim???

Alice: I found him in that toaster over there

James: by any chance did we just fall of f a cliff?

Jim:...I like funnel cake

Alice: um no but I think Jim is a retard

James: indeed

James: put him back in the toaster he’s scaring me

Jim: oooooOOOO pretty donkey

Alice: what the fuck are you talking about that’s a telephone pole.

James: I don’t want to stay in this hole for much longer...

Alice: agreed.

“While she puts Jim back in the toaster”

James: oh there I see light

Alice: oh great now I can get away from you

James: but I saved your life

Alice: if I wanted to leave I could have you moron

Cat: hmm perhaps the Pepsi can ran off in this direction.

Rabbit: no no it went this way

James: wow Alice this place is really messed up

“Pepsi can runs by”

James: oh and Alice next time your in trouble I wont help you.

Alice: fine I don’t care

“Steps on lose floor board and falls down a hole”

James: oh no Alice I will save you...

Jim: oh my god James you are so whipped

James: get back in your toaster

"James ties a rope to a fork and then climbs down the rope into the hole

Where he finds a hat made of dogs and he pisses on it then he goes and looks for Alice he comes upon a door he opens it and"

James: ahhhhhhhhhh its Michel Jackson runNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Alice: help me help me.... Her voice fades away

James: I will save you

Michel Jackson: hahahahaha i like soap

James: you fucking tard what is wrong with you

“Michel looks up at James “

Michel: your right I don’t like little girls I like little boys

James: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Alice: hehehe you two have fun know ya hear

James: Alice you bitch help me I don’t want him in my anal area

Alice gets a mirror and shows it to Michel

Michel: ahh it’s a monster ahhhhh

”Runs ... falls off cliff’

Alice: James come on lets go

Alice and James jump in to a hummer h2 and drive off a cliff into underwater and then swim to space

James: wait a second ... mister narrator. You cant fucking swim in to space

Narrator: I can fucking do what ever I fucking want so shut the fuck up I’m the one telling the story

...

So where was I...

"Ok James and Alice where in space and they found'

"A space monkey and named it Fred"

"Fred died so they left"

"And bought a space ship and flew to planet gigawato and then went to a forest for a picnic"

"Then an evil swarm of nail clippers attacked them"

Alice: oh no what shall we do??

James: I don’t know ahh run

Alice: hold me

“James you fuck tard”

James: just climb the god dam tree

Alice: it’s the end where done for

James: I don’t care about you but I’m no giving up just yet

"Starts climbing up a tree"

James: come on Alice climb

Alice: but I hate trees they smell funny

James: that’s just the acid you just did

Alice: hmmm I guess your right ok

"Alice climbs up tree"

Darth Vader: hahaha take that Luke sky walker

Luke sky walker: oh my god my hand

James: what the fuck was that all about??? :S

"Alice dose more acid'

James: Alice stop doing acid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alice: hehehe pretty button J

James: grrr you are an idiot...

Alice: ahhhh evil nail clippers are eating our food what shall to ever do

James: lets go fly a kite

Alice: great idea

James: I know

Alice: wow do you see that frog

James: ... why are you looking at me like that

James: stop doing acid it can’t be very healthy.

Alice: I like funnel cake

James: ahhh it’s the queen of hearts run

Alice: oh my god if I counted how many times you said run in this story there would probably more then well... there would be a lot

James: run any ways ya dumb fuck

Queen of harts: I will get you Alice

James: sawd off ya nob

Alice: indeed

Alice: oh it’s the rabbits house lets hide

James: hmm cookies yum

Alice: you do know your always suppose to read a mail box before you eat a cookie

James: what the fuck are you going on about now?

James: ahhh what is happening im getting bigger

Alice: I told you something bad would happen. Next time read a mailbox them play with a crystal ball

James: why??

Alice: wow I’m tripping out man …

James: STOP-DOING ACID!!!!!!!!!!!

Alice: I didn’t

James: oh so your tripping out on pure stupid ness

Alice: I found a joint in the rabbits desk

James: :|

Boom the house explodes and Alice and James go to subway

James: I would like a B.L.T. with no cheese please

Subway worker person thing: that will be 7.50$

James: thank you

James: now I’m going to be skinny just like jerried

Alice: and he calls me a dumb tard

Jim & toaster: hehehehehe

This helps us because hippos like warmer weather so when your satellite doesn’t work you can call ghost busters

Any ways back to the story the story

James and Alice meat a caterpillar

He was smoking some kind of drug so of course Alice wanted some :)

He told her to sawd off so she ate he’s tentacle

But then she remembered that caterpillars don’t have tentacles so she woke up

And had a shower

And then brushed her teeth

And got on her bus

And sat by Kevin

Kevin is her best friend

She always tells Kevin about her acid induced dreams and Kevin tells her she shouldn’t do acid and read Alice and wonder land before she goes to bed…

Alice: wow is it just me or did I just see a rabbit eat the bus driver omg it’s a flying Dutch man.

Kevin: ok how about you don’t do acid at all...

Alice: ooooo pretty figures … I like this bus seat it’s a nice bus seat.